BarritoTime
CALL CREDIT · No. 001/500
5
minutes
of BarritoTime’s attention
ONE CREDIT / FIVE MINUTES · PAID £50
Issued to
Specimen
Code
CC-XXXX-XXXX
Issued
01 Jan 2026
Expires
29 Jan 2026
PAID ATTENTION, FORMALISED.
My time, now available in fixed denominations.
£50 buys one verified Call Credit: five focused minutes, arranged by mutual agreement. Pay, receive your card, and present it through WhatsApp.
No subscription. No retainer. Exactly five minutes.
Price
£50 fixed price
Duration
5 focused minutes
Scheduling
Arranged by mutual agreement
SPECIMEN / NOT REDEEMABLE
Specimen card — not for redemption.
How it works
04 steps
A short, deliberate procedure.
Step 01
Pay £50.
Step 02
Receive your unique card.
Step 03
WhatsApp it to BarritoTime.
Step 04
Agree a time and redeem your five minutes.
Fair use
What does five minutes buy?
01
A direct opinion on a decision.
02
Focused feedback on one small thing.
03
A question answered without a meeting becoming your afternoon.
Before you buy
- •One credit covers one continuous five-minute call.
- •Calls are arranged by mutual availability.
- •Credits expire after 28 days.
- •Cancellation and no-show rules apply.
Frequently asked
Questions, answered plainly.
Can I call immediately after paying?
No. Payment creates a Call Credit. The call is arranged separately by mutual availability.
What exactly does one credit include?
One continuous five-minute call.
Can I divide the five minutes across several calls?
No. One credit is used for one call.
What happens after five minutes?
The credit is spent and the call concludes, unless another arrangement has been made.
Is a screenshot proof that a credit is valid?
No. Use the QR code or verification link to check the live status.
Can somebody else use my credit?
Only where BarritoTime agrees. The live credit record controls redemption.
When does it expire?
A Call Credit expires four weeks after issue if it has not been used.
Does paying guarantee a particular date?
No. Calls are subject to mutual availability.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes — my soul mate. I'm madly in love. No booty calls.